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The Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt is the single shirt everything else answers to

The opening answer I give when a friend asks where to begin with That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup is the Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt. It is cut from 6.5 oz 100% organic cotton, noticeably heavier than the flimsy alocs streetwear shorts jersey the bulk of graphic tees get printed on, and you notice that the second you lift one off the rack. Because the cut is relaxed rather than slim, the shirt hangs off the shoulder instead of gripping the chest. Front and back both get the signature jumbo screen prints, so the shirt reads from both directions when you walk past someone. At the hem sits a yellow woven label, and that strip of yellow is the first thing seasoned buyers of alocs clothing check on any piece. True to size is what the label’s own copy says about this style, which counts more than it sounds, since not every tee here is cut the same way. The brand’s own store shows about $150 as of September 2026, and since streetwear prices move constantly, treat that as a snapshot.

The graphic tees, under their actual names

Graphic tees at that same core price make up most of the cough syrup shirts on offer, and the names are half the reason people collect them. Reading down the catalogue you hit the A.L.O.C.S. T-Shirt, the Warning T-Shirt, King Of The Kill, Drankenstein and Juicebusters, together with Big Pharma, Cough Syrup Scream, Paralysis, Rib Cage, ALOCS Smoke and the Cough Syrup Scary Movie T-Shirt. Keep going and you run into Po Up, Rosary, Man Down, Death Row, Land Of the Sippers, The Last Pint, Love At First Sip, the Wok Is Dead T-Shirt, the Promethazine Tour T-Shirt and the Dodger T-shirt. A single spec sheet covers King Of The Kill, Drankenstein and Juicebusters: 100% cotton, jumbo screenprint hits front and back, the yellow woven label, and a fit the brand calls true to size. A 100% organic cotton short sleeve, the Warning T-Shirt also runs true to size, and the brand notes that you should consider sizing up for an oversized look. The Paralysis T-Shirt is described as handmade in Los Angeles, with a stencil-style treatment and a rough print on a relaxed body. The phrase the brand is built from, which refers to promethazine-codeine cough syrup, known as lean, is what titles like Promethazine Tour and The Last Pint play on; the brand runs its own banner reading “! PLEASE DO NOT SIP DRANK AND SHOOT FIREARMS !” and then goes back to selling clothes.

The lightweight, cropped cuts are a lane of their own

A paragraph of their own goes to two tees that behave differently enough to need it, the Wok Is Dead T-Shirt and the Promethazine Tour T-Shirt. Both come as a wide-fit, cropped tee in lightweight cotton jersey, the reverse of the heavy classic body in almost every respect. Rinsed for a comfortable vintage feel, they carry artwork that is a water based screen print front and back rather than a thick plastic-feeling hit. Rare enough here to be worth using, flat measurements get published on these two styles as well: small is 20 inches by 17.5 inches, medium 21.5 by 19, large 23 by 20.5, taken as width by length. Hold those against a tee you already own, because 20 inches wide by 17.5 long is short by ordinary standards. This style runs small, the brand states outright, and it asks you to order one to two sizes bigger than your regular size for a relaxed fit. Price-wise nothing changes, about $150 at the brand’s own store as of September 2026.

The lighter end of the rail, where the women’s cuts sit

Not every piece with the logo on it costs what the flagship tee costs, and that surprises people who know the brand only from resale chatter. The women’s side runs roughly $48 to $100 for the lighter pieces, covering crop tops, tank tops and bodysuits rather than the full heavyweight body. The published spec on tanks and crop tops is 100% combed cotton, a genuinely different fabric from the 6.5 oz organic cotton on the classic. The Cough Syrup measuring line side print turns up on some tanks, a nod to a dosage line and one of the quieter graphics in the lineup. There is also a Kids Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt at about $60, the cheapest route into the classic artwork. Anyone who has been searching an awful lot of cough syrup shirt and bouncing off the $150 figure should open this part of the catalogue first, and expect these prices to shift with drops and sales.

A glance across the whole tee range

Rather than what forums assume, the table below sets out what the brand actually publishes for each tee. What the brand’s own store showed as of September 2026 is what the prices are, and they change with each drop. The material column lists only what the brand states itself, which is why some rows are thinner. The fit notes are taken from per-product guidance, not from a single global rule, since no single global rule exists here. Rather than filling the gap with a guess, I have said so where the brand publishes nothing about the fabric. Read it as a shortlist and then open the product page, because that is where the one useful fit sentence lives.

How these tees actually sit on a body

There is no one rule here, and pretending otherwise is how people end up reselling a tee they wore once. True to size is what gets published for most of the range, including the classic, the Warning tee and the King Of The Kill, Drankenstein and Juicebusters group. True to size on the classic already means room through the chest and a print that sits flat rather than stretched, since that body is described as relaxed. If you want a lower hem and a wider sleeve, which is the look most people are after, the Warning tee adds the option of going up one. Apart from those are the two lightweight cropped styles, which run small and ask for one to two sizes up, so a medium in the classic might be a large or extra large in Wok Is Dead. From extra small up to 3XL is the span across the apparel range depending on style, though the deeper sizes are not on every product. The brand publishes no global size chart and no washing instructions, which is worth saying plainly, so per-product notes and those flat measurements are all you get.

How to pick the one you will actually wear

For a first piece, buy the classic in your normal size and learn how the 6.5 oz body wears before spending on anything cut unusually. The cropped lightweight tees give you another silhouette for the same money if you own one already and want something different rather than something similar, provided you respect the sizing note. Shop by name if you care about graphics more than cut, since Drankenstein, Rib Cage and Cough Syrup Scary Movie pull from the horror side while Big Pharma and Promethazine Tour lean on medical wordplay. Whatever you pick, check the yellow woven label, check the product name against the brand’s own catalogue, and check the price against real levels, because a $45 tee carrying this artwork is not coming from the label. People type the name into a search bar a dozen ways, Thats awful lot of cough syrup among them, and plenty of those searches land on stores with no connection to the brand. Buying happens through the brand’s own online store and its Los Angeles locations at 7669 Melrose Ave and 312 W 5th St, plus 5410 Almeda Rd in Houston, and roughly two in five size variants sit sold out at any moment. Prices, colorways and availability shift drop by drop, so check the live listing on the day you buy rather than trusting any guide, including this one.